NEW YORK CITY – College Football Broadcaster Bob Griese has been suspended by ESPN Sports for making an out-of-line taco remark during the Great Lakes of Michigan College and Solid State University football game in Kalamazoo, Michigan.
ESPN Spokes…
Grosvenor House Hotel: Suddenly the ballroom sparkled with flashing lights last night as songbird Amy Winehouse gave grateful photographers an unscheduled lensful of her fabulous new £35,000 pair of breasts.
“What a knockout pair of knockers”,…
Amy Winehouse’s boob job may be old news to seasoned hacks, but for gay papparazzi member Johnson Love III a spot of overexposure has led to sleepless nights, tremours, and bouts of delerium.
Johnson’s ordeal began two nights ago when he went off…
Lindsay Lohan with her lesbian lover Samantha Ronson visit women’s convalescent homes to ease the loneliness of single elderly women.
During their visits they bring the women lingerie which they have not worn since they were young women in their t…
HOLLYWOOD – Country music’s little sweetheart Taylor Swift was a guest on Dancing With The Stars. The 19-year-old performed two songs without any incident.
One of the shows producers Bernadette Penderlicki said that the show hired six undercover s…
London: Hundreds of sex-crazed little girls, some as young as 11, have laid siege to the X-Factor house getting out their boobs and sometime a lot more to show the boys inside.
Police were called yesterday after scores of underage jail-bait caugh…
SOMEWHERE NEAR CHICAGO, US – A writer for online satire sensation TheSpoof.com has announced her engagement to yummy actor David Tennant, best known for his intense portrayal of the 10th incarnation of The Doctor in the seminal British sci-fi series…
POCATELLO, Idaho – Miley Cyrus was on stage performing at Pocatello’s Mr. Potato Head Arena, when all of a sudden in the middle of her song “Ooh La La, I’m In La La Land” she reached down and grabbed her crotch.
Stunned audience members and even t…
Copies of Adam Lambert’s latest album are selling like mad down at the Masturbater’s Anonymous indoor target range as wankers from around the county have primed their pumps for some target-ready action!
Rated the sleeziest album cover since Amy Wi…
They call him the ‘Horn of Africa’. At 112 years old, Ahmed Dore has a reputation to live up to. He has already got 18 children and in the process has worn out 5 wives; and, like a Duracell rabbit, he keeps going and coming and going and coming, on…
