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Archive for November, 2009

Strictly Come Dancing’s Craig Kelly Told To Dance On Out The Door

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LONDON – Craig Kelly is this season’s Strictly Come Dancing’s eighth casualty.

The Lancashire native was asked to dance right on out of the Blackpool Tower Ballroom

His partner Flavia Cacace said that she will miss Craig’s cute little way he wo…

Dancing With The Stars: Susan Boyle Very Unhappy That Two Dancers Danced As She Sang

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HOLLYWOOD – Susan Boyle sang her heart out on Dancing With The Stars and the audience rewarded her by giving her a standing ovation.

She later confided to British judge Len Goodman that she did not appreciate the couple dancing while she was singi…

Susan Boyle Will Not Be Dancing On "Dancing With The Stars"

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HOLLYWOOD – The host of Dancing With The Stars Tom Bergeron wants to put to rest the rumor that Scottish songstress Susan Boyle will be dancing on the next edition of Dancing With The Stars.

Bergeron said that he believes that the falsehoods first…

Chris Brown Says "Rihanna She Be Lying"

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TUSCALOOSA, Alabama – Chris Brown in town for a rap concert at The Cotton Pickin’ Arena said that he is tired of people looking at him as if she is a bad guy or something.

Brown said that Rihanna has been telling reporters that he beat her, and bi…

Lindsay Lohan’s Mother Announces She Will Take Lindsay’s Place

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HOLLYWOOD HILLS – In a dramatic and highly unprecedented move Lindsay Lohan’s beautiful look-a-like mother, Dina Lohan has announced to the entertainment media that she will be taking her daughter’s place.

The elder Lohan stated that for the past…

Susan Boyle Destroys Set On Dancing With The Stars

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Susan Boyle can sing with an angelic voice and be quite charming but after being told by one of the dancers on Dancing With The Stars that her face had been hit with a three-pronged ugly stick, went for his throat and tore up most the stage before th…

Jay Leno’s Ratings Continue Slip-Sliding Downward

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CLEVELAND – NBC host of The Jay Leno Show, Jay Leno was in town hosting The Save Lake Erie From Going Dry Telethon.

Leno was asked how many automobiles he has now. And the man with the anabolic steroid-looking chin replied that he had about 200,…

Call Of Duty – Modern Warfare 2 All Set To Shoot Up The Game Chart

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The computer console game, ‘Call Of Duty – Modern Warfare 2′ looks all set to smash previous game sales following its release this week.

In the UK, gamers started queuing up at around midnight in order to get their hands on a copy, many dressed as…

Gordon Brown – Grovelling Apology for Spelling Mistake

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Gordon Brown was forced to sit and write a grovelling apology to Jaqui Janes, mother of a soldier killed in Afghanistan for having spelled her son’s name wrong in a condolence letter. He wrote Jamie James.

Most of us might have made a similar erro…

Mormon Church to Allow Pornography

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The Mormon Church of Latter Day Saints announced today that pornography is natural and healthy and all lay members of the church will be encouraged to read or watch pornographic videos.

“We are all the products of horny men and women”, said a spok…

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