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Archive for December, 2009

Robert Pattinson Arrested In New York As Kristen Rushes To Help!

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It has been confirmed that Robert Pattinson, yes THE Robert Pattinson has been arrested in New York City overnight because of identity theft.

“Of all things”, Pattinson told reporters early today, myself among them, “I get arrested for attempting…

Florida’s Theresa Rogers – The Latest Tiger Woods "Scorecard Cutey Club" Member

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WELLINGTON, Florida – Foreeeee! And the ongoing “Golf Gate” soap opera continues to churn.

The latest charter member of the “Scorecard Cutey Club” is 40 something Theresa Rogers, no relation to Roy or Mister.

Rogers is unique from the other “Go…

X-Factor’s Cheryl Cole Will Return, Dannii Minogue Will Be Gone

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LONDON – The producer of the extremely popular reality show X-Factor, Agustus Whittingstall, has released a statement that of the two female judges, the very pretty and sexy Cheryl Cole will be returning next season, but the very pretty and sexy Dann…

X-factor’s Joe McElderry Reveals All

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As promised, X-factors Joe McElderry has revealed all to Katarina Frogpond (that’s me.) Now Katarina Frogpond is going to tell you all about the revelations that he revealed to her.

After an extensive under cover investigation, which took Joe, the…

Tiger "Cyber Girl" Loredana Jolie Says All She Wants For Christmas Is $2 Million!

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NEW YORK CITY – Loredana Jolie is the first member of Tiger Woods “Scorecard Cutey Club” who is not from the United States.

The beautiful blonde is originally from Sicily. She first came to the U.S. as a young teen. Back in Italy, her family owned…

Taylor Swift Gets Surprise Birthday Gift From Boyfriend, Lautner

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If you saw Saturday Night Live then you saw that host, Taylor Lautner, one of the stars of Twilight, get revenge on Kayne West who pulled an award from singer Taylor Swift earlier this year.

In the scene, “Kayne” (played by a substitute) tries the…

Elin Woods’ Grounds for Divorce Leaked: Littering + Jessica Simpson?

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As if things weren’t bad enough for golf’s former King of Swat, reports are now leaking out from the divorce camp of Tiger Woods’ wife, Elin, that grounds for divorce will claim his skills are diminishing due to his inability to recover from ‘a bad l…

Elin Woods Hits Tiger…With Divorce Papers!

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ORLANDO – In a move that most everyone figured would finally happen, Elin Nordegren Woods has filed for a divorce from her philandering husband of five years Eldrick Tont Woods.

The ex-Swedish model has told her attorney Reinhold Valterssen that s…

Tiger Woods Wife Elin Not Wearing Wedding Ring As Tiger Runs Around The Outside Of House!

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Tiger Woods wife was spotted in Sweden over the weekend sans her wedding ring so things haven’t changed that much it appears after the two went there to get away from the circus here.

Also, Tiger was reportedly seen wearing one of Elin’s outfits t…

Sir Eltons John’s Desperate Bid To Save Watford FC

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Watford FC today declared themselves to be in state of ‘fucked up’ after admitting the club may soon go into administration should they not raise the funds needed to stay alive.

Former club owner, and fudge-packer , Sir Elton John has declared his…

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