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Archive for December, 2009

Cocktail Waitress Julie Postle – Yet Another Tiger Tigress Comes Out

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HOUSTON – The latest “Golf Gate Girl” to come on out of the woodwork is Julie Postle who presently lives in Houston, Texas.

The 26-year-old Postle first met “TigerMan” when she was working as a cocktail waitress at The Rockin’ Rocky Rock ‘n’ Roll…

Cheryl Cole Watches Chelsea Defeat Portsmouth 2-1

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LONDON – The BBC is reporting that X-Factor judge Cheryl Cole was in the stands at Stanford Bridge Stadium and watched her husband Ashley’s Chelsea Blues defeat the Portsmouth Pompey 2-1.

Cheryl was pretty well covered up in a big black winter coa…

Elin and Josefin Nordegren 2001 naked holographic pop-up advent calendar blamed for Tiger marriage woes

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Orlando, Fla – (Bare-Assed Cheek): A 2001 holographic pop-up advent calendar featuring partially clad Elin Nordegren and her stunning identical twin sister Josefin has been blamed as the root of Tiger Woods’ marriage woes.

The beautiful blonde blu…

18-Year-Old Joe McElderry Captures X-Factor’s £1 Million First Prize

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LONDON – Joe McElderry, the 18-year-old native of South Shields, Tyne and Wear, England has been crowned the winner of the 2009 edition of X-Factor.

Young Joe was thrilled beyond belief and became even more noticeably thrilled when he received a s…

Brangelina files lawsuit against Tiger hooker Loredana Jolie

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Orlando, Fla – (Reuterus): “A gratuitous abuse of the Jolie surname,” attorney-at-law Sharke E Blinkenshyster commented today.

“Ms Loredana Jolie – that’s French for ‘pretty’ – has dragged my clients’ name into a sordid circus of spiralling marita…

Cheryl Cole leaving X-factor to have baby – Turns down £1.2 million from Cowell – She prefers her old man

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Cheryl Cole could be leaving the judging panel to have a baby just like Dannii Minogue.

Sources close to the 26-year-old singer have reportedly told how she is desperate to start a large family, even though Simon Cowell is willing to double her sa…

Mrs. Tiger Woods Says Tiger Is Toast After Christmas

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ORLANDO – Elin Nordegren, aka Mrs. Tiger Woods, has made it crystal clear to “Tiggy” that she will stick around and celebrate Christmas with him for the sake of the kids, but on December 26, it’s adios mother effer and her and the two kiddoes are bou…

Elin Nordegren swings a nine iron at Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi!

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Elin Nordegren got a little practice swing in while visiting Italy. Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi seemed to have gotten in the way as the wife of Tiger Woods showed off her stuff in front of the PM, reliving the events that put Tiger Woods…

Theresa Rogers Claims She Has A Six-Year-Old "Tiger" Cub

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WELLINGTON, Florida – The senior member of Tiger Woods “Scorecard Cutey Club” Theresa Rogers has revealed that her goal was to have a little “Tiger” cub from her boyfriend Eldrick Tont Woods.

She was so convinced that it would happen that she went…

Eclipse Movie Different Than Book Version

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In the book, the story opens with the revelation that Seattle, Washington is being plagued by a string of unsolved murders, which Edward suspects is caused by a new vampire that is unable to control its thirst for human blood. As Edward and Bella app…

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