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Archive for March, 2010

Jay Leno Returns To The Tonight Show – His First Scheduled Guests Are Vanessa Hudgens, Kristen Stewart, and Deepika Padukone

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HOLLYWOOD – Well after a month, or actually 17 days, the XXI Winter Olympic games have ended. And the city of Vancouver must now find a discreet way to send 48 tons of garbage, rubbish, condoms, broken ice skates, and Jack-In-The-Box wrappers over to…

Peter Andre’s Bestseller: "My Life In A Monastery"

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London: Part-time crooner and famous novelist, Peter Andre, was contemplating next year’s Booker Prize as copies of his latest autobiography flew off the shelves today.

The launch of “My Life In A Monastery” by Friar P Andre was timed to coinci…

American Idol’s New Judge Ellen DeGeneres Speaks Her Mind

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HOLLYWOOD – The new-judge-on-the-block spoke out on her talk show about the 20 remaining American Idol contestants.

Ellen said that as of now, the front runner is Kara’s “Cowboy Toy” Casey James. El said that she glanced over at Kara when “CJ” was…

Katie Price Banishes Alex Reid’s Tiny Penis To Photoshop

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Media control-freak Katie Price threw a wobbly yesterday when she discovered husband Alex Reid was planning to pose nude for a Gay magazine.

“Wot”! She screamed. “I’m not f**king having you showing that titchy worm to the general public. I’ve go…

Cheryl Cole: "You spoof writers suck!"

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Cheryl Cole broke down today in front of her X-Factor fans when someone loudly shouted out, “Are you really pregnant with Colonel Juan’s baby?” Followed by, “The lost cherry thing…We read it on TheSpoof.com, so it must be true!”

The ex-Girls Gon…

After Adam Lambert Putdown, SuBo Strikes Back

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After they were linked throughout 2009 as artists that burst onto the scene and captured the heart of music fans in wholly contrasting ways, Adam as a loud, peacock-dressing gay full of confidence, Susan Boyle was just the opposite.

But after each…

SuBo To Record A Hip Hop Song With Kanye West Titled Fa Shizzle My Scottish Pizzle

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MISSOULA, Montana – Hip hop, rap artist and sometime microphone snatcher Kanye West performed before a non-sell out crowd in Missoula’s Bison Balls Auditorium.

The auditorium which was built back in 1947, was named after the Montana dish more comm…

Victoria Beckham Takes Herself Out of ‘World Cup’ Competition with Breast Reduction!

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Victoria Beckham, the former Posh Spice Girl, is busy trying to establish a new image as a Flat Chested Business Woman in order to gain credibility with her “Brains over Boobs” campaign.

The incredible inflating Posh, once described as a barely a…

Football To Abandon Offside Rule

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In what will be the most radical shake-up in the sport since Thierry Henry invented the legal handball, FIFA have confirmed that they intend to abolish the offside rule. The plan is to make the game a more entertaining spectacle. Rumours that Sam All…

Ryan Shawcross Meant It

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Ryan Shawcross, the Stoke City hatchetman who poleaxed the Arsenal midfielder Aaron Ramsey on Saturday, and was then selected for the England squad to face Egypt at Wembley on Wednesday, has said that “there probably is a bad bone in my body”.

Pot…

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