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Mrs. Tiger Woods Says Tiger Is Toast After Christmas

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ORLANDO – Elin Nordegren, aka Mrs. Tiger Woods, has made it crystal clear to “Tiggy” that she will stick around and celebrate Christmas with him for the sake of the kids, but on December 26, it’s adios mother effer and her and the two kiddoes are bou…

African Children’s Choir gives children hope for better life

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Group will perform locally through mid-December

Women with World’s Largest Vagina and Man with World’s Biggest Penis Find They Have Many Things In Common

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Amsterdam – Bargis Tryhol is a tad nervous these days as December wedding bells approach.

Bargis, who is famously known as ‘The Man With The World’s Largest Penis,’ has notified officials at Guiness Book that he plans to wed Edna Bellfore in a lav…

Women with World’s Largest Vagina and Man with World’s Biggest Penis Find They Have Many Things In Common

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Amsterdam – Bargis Tryhol is a tad nervous these days as December wedding bells approach.

Bargis, who is famously known as ‘The Man With The World’s Largest Penis,’ has notified officials at Guiness Book that he plans to wed Edna Bellfore in a lav…

Large Hadron Collider Sabotaged By Humans From Future As Scientists Delay Experiment To December 2012

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The Large Hadron Collider designed to create black holes and dubbed the doomsday machine is being sabotaged by humans from the future determined to stop the end of the world, The experiment has now been put back to December 2012 – coincidentally whe…

Large Hadron Collider Sabotaged By Humans From Future As Scientists Delay Experiment To December 2012

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The Large Hadron Collider designed to create black holes and dubbed the doomsday machine is being sabotaged by humans from the future determined to stop the end of the world, The experiment has now been put back to December 2012 – coincidentally whe…

Old dog does new tricks!

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Call it what you will, death creeping in, 7 year itch, a need to stay young, a old thespian not willing to die.  I don’t know what drove me to pursue Improv at my age…now I say that and I haven’t even told you the reader how old I am.   On December 5th of 2009 I will be 45 years old.

Nowadays it seems that 30 is the new 20, 40 is the new 30…but where the hell am I??  Respectfully I would say I am half way there!  I know that might come as a rather dark or morose phrase to use, but let’s face it, most of our elderly start to wind down that slippery slope towards death in their mid 90’s nowadays.

You also have to understand that I have always been a bit of a late bloomer.  While most kids were driving at 16 I waited till the summer of my 17th year to take a drivers ed course through my high school.  I finished my 2 year Associates Degree in Electronic and Computer Technologies when most others were graduating college with 4 year Bachelor Degrees.

On my 30th birthday I decided that I would enjoy learning  Magic and I can say that in the 15 years since I have learned and performed a lot but I am always learning new things.  What will the next 15 years bring?  If I was that good of a Mentalist I could tell ya.

But why IMPROV??  I don’t really have an answer…as a good Improvist, I should, but I am still learning this too!

If you have enjoyed  my rambling let me know…I would like to hear what you think about your life too.

Mindfully

John Sergott, Jr.

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