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Elin Woods Hits Tiger…With Divorce Papers!

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ORLANDO – In a move that most everyone figured would finally happen, Elin Nordegren Woods has filed for a divorce from her philandering husband of five years Eldrick Tont Woods.

The ex-Swedish model has told her attorney Reinhold Valterssen that s…

Elin and Josefin Nordegren 2001 naked holographic pop-up advent calendar blamed for Tiger marriage woes

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Orlando, Fla – (Bare-Assed Cheek): A 2001 holographic pop-up advent calendar featuring partially clad Elin Nordegren and her stunning identical twin sister Josefin has been blamed as the root of Tiger Woods’ marriage woes.

The beautiful blonde blu…

Mrs. Tiger Woods Says Tiger Is Toast After Christmas

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ORLANDO – Elin Nordegren, aka Mrs. Tiger Woods, has made it crystal clear to “Tiggy” that she will stick around and celebrate Christmas with him for the sake of the kids, but on December 26, it’s adios mother effer and her and the two kiddoes are bou…

Elin Nordegren swings a nine iron at Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi!

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Elin Nordegren got a little practice swing in while visiting Italy. Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi seemed to have gotten in the way as the wife of Tiger Woods showed off her stuff in front of the PM, reliving the events that put Tiger Woods…

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