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Tiger Woods Fart Caused Car Crash

Posted by Don't Break the Streak! - dontbreakthestreak.com on December 4th, 2009 No Comments

Tiger Woods, the world’s number one golfer who was involved in a car crash outside his Florida home at the weekend, is recovering well, amid speculation as to why the smash happened in the first place.

Woods, the cousin of this writer, Monkey Wo…

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Elin Woods Tells Her Husband Tiger That It’s Time To Start To Divide Everything By Two

Posted by Don't Break the Streak! - dontbreakthestreak.com on December 4th, 2009 No Comments

ORLANDO, Florida – A visibly shaken Elin Maria Pernilla Nordegren Woods, wife of Tiger Woods, the world’s greatest golfer and lousiest automobile driver, has reportedly informed her husband that the time has come for them to start dividing everything…

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