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Was Kristian Digby Another Victim of Pooftahs Parasitus?

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The BBC presenter Kristian Digby has been found dead at his home. He was 32 years old. Police have revealed that he was dead when paramedics arrived and that the cause of death was “unexplained”.

Digby was a homosexual and people are awaiting new…

Russian Olympic team return home and are banished to Siberia by President Medvedev!

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The Russian President has welcomed his Olympic “Loser” Team home with a quick trip to Siberia, a short-sharp dose of stone breaking at -50 degrees, a diet of reindeer blood mixed with Siberian Rat meat and sprint swimming in the Artic Sea (BRRRR!).

Top Chef recap: Napa Valley finale, part 1

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Four come to Napa Valley but only three can go on to the finale. Read on to see why this season competitors continue to be awesome and why it breaks my heart that one of them had to go home.

Governor Rendell and First Lady Invite Public to Visit the Residence During Holiday Season

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… Shop in York, the Garden Path in Harrisburg and Innove Events in Philadelphia. The home’s main entrance will … faculty of the Pennsylvania School of Culinary Arts in Lancaster have created a spun sugar …

Tiger Woods Fart Caused Car Crash

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Tiger Woods, the world’s number one golfer who was involved in a car crash outside his Florida home at the weekend, is recovering well, amid speculation as to why the smash happened in the first place.

Woods, the cousin of this writer, Monkey Wo…

Cheating allegations investigated at Philadelphia Sudoku tournament

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PHILADELPHIA — Officials of The Philadelphia Inquirer National Sudoku Championship are investigating suspicions of cheating. The focus is on Eugene Varshavsky of Lawrenceville, N.J., who placed third out of 646 competitors and took home a $3,000 prize on Saturday. Officials…

Noted LA Dentist says: Angelina Jolie has ‘bad breasts’!

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Los Angeles, CA – A now famous ‘misquoted misspelling’ caused Angelina Jolie such embarrassment she missed attending the Silver Screen Awards show last month, instead, preferring to stay home and watch it on TV.

The tabloid flap started three mon…

‘Man with World’s Largest Penis’ sues Anti-Impotence Drug Manufacturers following eye injury!

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Newark, NJ – Bargis Tryhol, who is listed as having the World’s Largest Penis, is suing Viagra after a mishap at his home in Newark, NJ.

According to Tryhol, “I took the drug to see if it would help me, well you know! But it acted so fast my john…

Best of National Comment: Flight Home

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Best of National Comment: Flight Home

Best of National Comment: Flight Home

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Best of National Comment: Flight Home

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