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Cheryl Cole Only 5′ 3" (63") Tall Shocker

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Shocking revelations today here in London when it was revealed that X-Factor judge and chart topper who mimes to her latest ‘hit’ live, allegedly, Cheryl Cole was revealed to stand only 5′ 3″ tall, according to critics.

The medium of film and tele…

Boris Johnson Arrested

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When London mayor, Boris Johnson was riding through the streets of London on this cycle, he came across a bunch of thugs who were dressed inpink hoodies who were in the process of mugging a young girl who screamed for help.

Boris told In Seine New…

Man With Lilliputian Feet Takes World Largest Penis Award

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London: Royal Albert Hall: The world penis record was smashed last night along with the myth that the size of a man’s foot gives away the size of his tackle.

Victor Melchett-Barnowl, a ladies hairdresser from Stevenage turned up at the Royal…

Cyclists complain about new Oxford Circus X-Crossing

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A new type of pedestrian crossing system has been unveiled at Oxford Circus in London today. It works by stopping all road traffic from time-to-time so that pedestrians can all traverse the crossroad junction together, either over one road, or diago…

Susan Boyle, The Builders’ Bardot, Provokes Mayhem With Nude Photo Launch

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Aroused Men were falling over each other yesterday as they rushed to get their first look at photos of Susan Boyle completely naked.

The simultaneous worldwide launch of her Full-Frontal Xmas Calendar saw queues nearly a mile long in London, New Y…

People Don’t Like X-Factor’s Danyl Johnson Because He Looks Like Richard Nixon

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LONDON – Simon Cowell is furious that his protege, Danyl Johnson was in the bottom two of the last edition of X-Factor.

Cowell said that 27-year-old Berkshire native Danyl along with America’s Adam Lambert are the two best singers he has heard in…

X-Factor Provokes Invasion Of Jedward/Danyl Inspired Lolita Sex As Police Swoop To Quell Riot

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London: Hundreds of sex-crazed little girls, some as young as 11, have laid siege to the X-Factor house getting out their boobs and sometime a lot more to show the boys inside.

Police were called yesterday after scores of underage jail-bait caugh…

Simon Cowell Announces An X-Factor Spinoff To Be Called Y-Factor

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LONDON – Simon Cowell’s 19th Hole Production Company owns the musical reality shows X-Factor, American Idol, Hungarian Hero, Lithuanian Luminary, and Venezuelan Ventriloquist.

Cowell has announced that his company will soon begin televising his la…

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