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Elin and Josefin Nordegren 2001 naked holographic pop-up advent calendar blamed for Tiger marriage woes

Posted by Don't Break the Streak! - dontbreakthestreak.com on December 18th, 2009 No Comments

Orlando, Fla – (Bare-Assed Cheek): A 2001 holographic pop-up advent calendar featuring partially clad Elin Nordegren and her stunning identical twin sister Josefin has been blamed as the root of Tiger Woods’ marriage woes.

The beautiful blonde blu…

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Brangelina files lawsuit against Tiger hooker Loredana Jolie

Posted by Don't Break the Streak! - dontbreakthestreak.com on December 18th, 2009 No Comments

Orlando, Fla – (Reuterus): “A gratuitous abuse of the Jolie surname,” attorney-at-law Sharke E Blinkenshyster commented today.

“Ms Loredana Jolie – that’s French for ‘pretty’ – has dragged my clients’ name into a sordid circus of spiralling marita…

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A grubby affair: Tool Academy star Jaimee Grubbs dishes the dirt

Posted by Don't Break the Streak! - dontbreakthestreak.com on December 4th, 2009 No Comments

Orlando, Fla – (Woody Would Peck Her): LA cocktail waitress Jaimee Grubbs has briefed reporters about her sordid 20 shag fling with Tiger Woods.

The 25 year-old former Tool Academy contestant reckons Mrs Wood should send her errant husband to matr…

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