ORLANDO – In a move that most everyone figured would finally happen, Elin Nordegren Woods has filed for a divorce from her philandering husband of five years Eldrick Tont Woods.
The ex-Swedish model has told her attorney Reinhold Valterssen that s…
Orlando, Fla – (Reuterus): “A gratuitous abuse of the Jolie surname,” attorney-at-law Sharke E Blinkenshyster commented today.
“Ms Loredana Jolie – that’s French for ‘pretty’ – has dragged my clients’ name into a sordid circus of spiralling marita…
ORLANDO – Elin Nordegren, aka Mrs. Tiger Woods, has made it crystal clear to “Tiggy” that she will stick around and celebrate Christmas with him for the sake of the kids, but on December 26, it’s adios mother effer and her and the two kiddoes are bou…
ORLANDO, Florida – The Tiger Woods saga continues to grow. Media reports now state that nine different women have come forward claiming that they had an affair with Eldrick Tont Woods, alias “El Tiger” Woods.
One of the women is a policewoman who…
Orlando, Florida – (Muffdivers Anonymous): The 10 minute YouBoob! footage posted today shows the lissom luscious lovelies honing their irresistible seduction skills.
Relaxing naked in a steamy TriBeCa rooftop hottub the three dusky doe-eyed b…
Orlando, Fla – (Woody Would Peck Her): LA cocktail waitress Jaimee Grubbs has briefed reporters about her sordid 20 shag fling with Tiger Woods.
The 25 year-old former Tool Academy contestant reckons Mrs Wood should send her errant husband to matr…
ORLANDO, Florida – A visibly shaken Elin Maria Pernilla Nordegren Woods, wife of Tiger Woods, the world’s greatest golfer and lousiest automobile driver, has reportedly informed her husband that the time has come for them to start dividing everything…
