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Robert Pattinson In Row With Sam Uley On Set Of Twilight

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No one has been talking about it to the press but a row on the set of Twilight resulted in one group pulling for Robert Pattinson and another for Sam Uley, one of the werewolves!

The row was in the exercise room. One day Robinson would have the re…

Senate Likely to Cut Employer Health Mandate

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Businesses would not be required to provide health insurance under legislation being readied for Senate debate, officials tell the Associated Press

“Discombobulated” President Elect Drops Blackberry

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BEDFORD HEIGHTS, OH – Will he give up the blackberry or won’t he? That’s one of the (not relatively speaking) big questions facing President-elect Barack Obama as he is set to take office next week.

At a recent press conference he told reporters he fired off an email to one of his Secret Service detail leaders to congratulate his son for winning a football championship game, but presidents have not traditionally used email – even those in the email age. But Mr. Obama has been hesitant to give up the crackberry, thinking it will isolate him from the real world.

Well, four days from his inauguration, President-elect Obama is still using the device. As he was getting out of his Secret Service limo at Ronald Reagan airport today, reporters caught a glimpse of the storied blackberry when it tumbled from his grasp onto the tarmac.

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A Secret Service agent standing nearby quickly picked up the blackberry, which had separated from its plastic holster, and returned it to the president-elect. Clutching it tightly, he soon boarded the plane which would ferry him to Cleveland for a speech on the economy.

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On board incoming press secretary Robert Gibbs joked with reporters that Mr. Obama has been “discombobulated” due to the recent move to Washington, DC. “He can’t seem to find anything.”

      

Nick Griffin named new Liverpool manager

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Nick Griffin, leader of the BNP, has been named as the new manager of Liverpool FC after the shock departure of Rafa Benitez yesterday.

At a hushed press conference, the Liverpool board explained that, though he doesn’t yet possess the correct FA…

Nick Griffin named new Liverpool manager

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Nick Griffin, leader of the BNP, has been named as the new manager of Liverpool FC after the shock departure of Rafa Benitez yesterday.

At a hushed press conference, the Liverpool board explained that, though he doesn’t yet possess the correct FA…

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