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12-17-09 EUR ALL ON ONE PAGE…

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… for Tiger Woods is because of the events of the last three weeks,” said Mike … figure.” Paul Vigna, sports editor of The (Harrisburg, Pa.) Patriot-News, said, “Seems an unlikely time … 30 studies on the topic. Colic often starts a few weeks after birth, peaking at …

Tiger "Cyber Girl" Loredana Jolie Says All She Wants For Christmas Is $2 Million!

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NEW YORK CITY – Loredana Jolie is the first member of Tiger Woods “Scorecard Cutey Club” who is not from the United States.

The beautiful blonde is originally from Sicily. She first came to the U.S. as a young teen. Back in Italy, her family owned…

Elin Woods’ Grounds for Divorce Leaked: Littering + Jessica Simpson?

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As if things weren’t bad enough for golf’s former King of Swat, reports are now leaking out from the divorce camp of Tiger Woods’ wife, Elin, that grounds for divorce will claim his skills are diminishing due to his inability to recover from ‘a bad l…

Tiger Woods Wife Elin Not Wearing Wedding Ring As Tiger Runs Around The Outside Of House!

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Tiger Woods wife was spotted in Sweden over the weekend sans her wedding ring so things haven’t changed that much it appears after the two went there to get away from the circus here.

Also, Tiger was reportedly seen wearing one of Elin’s outfits t…

Elin and Josefin Nordegren 2001 naked holographic pop-up advent calendar blamed for Tiger marriage woes

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Orlando, Fla – (Bare-Assed Cheek): A 2001 holographic pop-up advent calendar featuring partially clad Elin Nordegren and her stunning identical twin sister Josefin has been blamed as the root of Tiger Woods’ marriage woes.

The beautiful blonde blu…

Elin Nordegren swings a nine iron at Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi!

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Elin Nordegren got a little practice swing in while visiting Italy. Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi seemed to have gotten in the way as the wife of Tiger Woods showed off her stuff in front of the PM, reliving the events that put Tiger Woods…

Theresa Rogers Claims She Has A Six-Year-Old "Tiger" Cub

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WELLINGTON, Florida – The senior member of Tiger Woods “Scorecard Cutey Club” Theresa Rogers has revealed that her goal was to have a little “Tiger” cub from her boyfriend Eldrick Tont Woods.

She was so convinced that it would happen that she went…

Theresa Rogers: Tiger needs taming into conjugal fidelity

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Wellington, Fla – (Rutting): “Dispelling ingrained mythology about the Caucasian clitoris?

“Ranks as one of my greatest achievements!” latest Tiger Woods wannabe-mistress, forty-something South Florida dominatrix Theresa Rogers, said today.

Tiger Woods Fart Caused Car Crash

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Tiger Woods, the world’s number one golfer who was involved in a car crash outside his Florida home at the weekend, is recovering well, amid speculation as to why the smash happened in the first place.

Woods, the cousin of this writer, Monkey Wo…

Tiger Woods Scandal Growing – It Is Now Up To 9 Different Women

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ORLANDO, Florida – The Tiger Woods saga continues to grow. Media reports now state that nine different women have come forward claiming that they had an affair with Eldrick Tont Woods, alias “El Tiger” Woods.

One of the women is a policewoman who…

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