ORLANDO, Florida – The Tiger Woods saga continues to grow. Media reports now state that nine different women have come forward claiming that they had an affair with Eldrick Tont Woods, alias “El Tiger” Woods.
One of the women is a policewoman who…
Orlando, Fla – (Woody Would Peck Her): LA cocktail waitress Jaimee Grubbs has briefed reporters about her sordid 20 shag fling with Tiger Woods.
The 25 year-old former Tool Academy contestant reckons Mrs Wood should send her errant husband to matr…
Rachel Uchitel accused by the National Enquirer of having a fling with ball-chaser Tiger Woods said today that it was “as likely as aliens on earth”, She also said that the fact she was in Australia at the same time as Woods this month was just a coi…
Tiger and Elin Woods fight that led to his roaring out of the house, stomping the gas pedal and spiraling out of control, apparently began over Tiger’s problems with his own gas.
“He almost blew one of the tournaments this year”, stated a part-ti…
ORLANDO, Florida – A visibly shaken Elin Maria Pernilla Nordegren Woods, wife of Tiger Woods, the world’s greatest golfer and lousiest automobile driver, has reportedly informed her husband that the time has come for them to start dividing everything…
WINDERMERE, FL—A spokesman for the Windermere Police Department told reporters Thursday that investigators have gathered enough weird-ass evidence to officially classify Tiger Woods’ recent car accident as pretty fucking strange.
Nobel Peace Prize Changes Name To Obama Peace Prize As Tiger Woods Was This Year’s Runner-Up For Peaceful Fart
Oslo, October 30th, the Nobel panel has decided after a full week of thought that they will change the “Peace Prize” name to the “Obama…
