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Jason Derulo Criticised For Knocking Haiti Single Off Number 1 Spot

Don't Break the Streak! - dontbreakthestreak.com — Wed, 03 Mar 2010 01:47:21 +0000

The entertainment world hung its head in shame today after US R&B singer Jason Derulo knocked the celebrity charity single recorded to help Haiti’s earthquake victims off the top of the charts.

Everybody Hurts, orchestrated by Simon Cowell, wa…

Peter Andre’s Bestseller: "My Life In A Monastery"

Don't Break the Streak! - dontbreakthestreak.com — Wed, 03 Mar 2010 01:47:16 +0000

London: Part-time crooner and famous novelist, Peter Andre, was contemplating next year’s Booker Prize as copies of his latest autobiography flew off the shelves today.

The launch of “My Life In A Monastery” by Friar P Andre was timed to coinci…

Cheryl Cole: "You spoof writers suck!"

Don't Break the Streak! - dontbreakthestreak.com — Wed, 03 Mar 2010 01:47:12 +0000

Cheryl Cole broke down today in front of her X-Factor fans when someone loudly shouted out, “Are you really pregnant with Colonel Juan’s baby?” Followed by, “The lost cherry thing…We read it on TheSpoof.com, so it must be true!”

The ex-Girls Gon…

Robert Pattinson Arrested In New York As Kristen Rushes To Help!

Don't Break the Streak! - dontbreakthestreak.com — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 18:41:48 +0000

It has been confirmed that Robert Pattinson, yes THE Robert Pattinson has been arrested in New York City overnight because of identity theft.

“Of all things”, Pattinson told reporters early today, myself among them, “I get arrested for attempting…

Sir Eltons John’s Desperate Bid To Save Watford FC

Don't Break the Streak! - dontbreakthestreak.com — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 18:41:38 +0000

Watford FC today declared themselves to be in state of ‘fucked up’ after admitting the club may soon go into administration should they not raise the funds needed to stay alive.

Former club owner, and fudge-packer , Sir Elton John has declared his…

Brangelina files lawsuit against Tiger hooker Loredana Jolie

Don't Break the Streak! - dontbreakthestreak.com — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 18:41:32 +0000

Orlando, Fla – (Reuterus): “A gratuitous abuse of the Jolie surname,” attorney-at-law Sharke E Blinkenshyster commented today.

“Ms Loredana Jolie – that’s French for ‘pretty’ – has dragged my clients’ name into a sordid circus of spiralling marita…

Theresa Rogers: Tiger needs taming into conjugal fidelity

Don't Break the Streak! - dontbreakthestreak.com — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 18:41:26 +0000

Wellington, Fla – (Rutting): “Dispelling ingrained mythology about the Caucasian clitoris?

“Ranks as one of my greatest achievements!” latest Tiger Woods wannabe-mistress, forty-something South Florida dominatrix Theresa Rogers, said today.

Midgets Vs. Mascots Unrated Movie Trailer

Don't Break the Streak! - dontbreakthestreak.com — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 18:40:45 +0000

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Kalika Moquin/Rachel Uchitel/Jaimee Grubbs three-way video shocker!

Don't Break the Streak! - dontbreakthestreak.com — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 20:22:39 +0000

Orlando, Florida – (Muffdivers Anonymous): The 10 minute YouBoob! footage posted today shows the lissom luscious lovelies honing their irresistible seduction skills.

Relaxing naked in a steamy TriBeCa rooftop hottub the three dusky doe-eyed b…

Rachel Uchitel Denies Tiger Woods Fling – Unlikely As Aliens on Earth – Bulgarian Scientists Find Affair Evidence In Corn field

Don't Break the Streak! - dontbreakthestreak.com — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 20:22:28 +0000

Rachel Uchitel accused by the National Enquirer of having a fling with ball-chaser Tiger Woods said today that it was “as likely as aliens on earth”, She also said that the fact she was in Australia at the same time as Woods this month was just a coi…