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Cheryl Cole: "You spoof writers suck!"

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Cheryl Cole broke down today in front of her X-Factor fans when someone loudly shouted out, “Are you really pregnant with Colonel Juan’s baby?” Followed by, “The lost cherry thing…We read it on TheSpoof.com, so it must be true!”

The ex-Girls Gon…

X-Factor’s Cheryl Cole Will Return, Dannii Minogue Will Be Gone

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LONDON – The producer of the extremely popular reality show X-Factor, Agustus Whittingstall, has released a statement that of the two female judges, the very pretty and sexy Cheryl Cole will be returning next season, but the very pretty and sexy Dann…

Cheryl Cole Watches Chelsea Defeat Portsmouth 2-1

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LONDON – The BBC is reporting that X-Factor judge Cheryl Cole was in the stands at Stanford Bridge Stadium and watched her husband Ashley’s Chelsea Blues defeat the Portsmouth Pompey 2-1.

Cheryl was pretty well covered up in a big black winter coa…

18-Year-Old Joe McElderry Captures X-Factor’s £1 Million First Prize

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LONDON – Joe McElderry, the 18-year-old native of South Shields, Tyne and Wear, England has been crowned the winner of the 2009 edition of X-Factor.

Young Joe was thrilled beyond belief and became even more noticeably thrilled when he received a s…

Many X-Factor Fans Are Calling For Simon Cowell To Be Arrested

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LONDON – Literally tens of thousands of viewers and fans of the British musical reality show X-Factor are angrily asking that one of the shows judges Simon Cowell be arrested.

Furious fans and vehement voters from all over the United Kingdom are b…

Cheryl Cole Only 5′ 3" (63") Tall Shocker

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Shocking revelations today here in London when it was revealed that X-Factor judge and chart topper who mimes to her latest ‘hit’ live, allegedly, Cheryl Cole was revealed to stand only 5′ 3″ tall, according to critics.

The medium of film and tele…

People Don’t Like X-Factor’s Danyl Johnson Because He Looks Like Richard Nixon

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LONDON – Simon Cowell is furious that his protege, Danyl Johnson was in the bottom two of the last edition of X-Factor.

Cowell said that 27-year-old Berkshire native Danyl along with America’s Adam Lambert are the two best singers he has heard in…

X-Factor Provokes Invasion Of Jedward/Danyl Inspired Lolita Sex As Police Swoop To Quell Riot

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London: Hundreds of sex-crazed little girls, some as young as 11, have laid siege to the X-Factor house getting out their boobs and sometime a lot more to show the boys inside.

Police were called yesterday after scores of underage jail-bait caugh…

Simon Cowell Announces An X-Factor Spinoff To Be Called Y-Factor

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LONDON – Simon Cowell’s 19th Hole Production Company owns the musical reality shows X-Factor, American Idol, Hungarian Hero, Lithuanian Luminary, and Venezuelan Ventriloquist.

Cowell has announced that his company will soon begin televising his la…

Cheryl Cole DID Mime And You Read It Here First

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We revealed exclusively on this website that Cheryl Cole was miming at key points during her ‘performance’ of her debut single, ‘Fight For This Love’ on the X-Factor, Sunday.

Cole herself has since admitted that the performance wasn’t entirely kos…

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